Oh how I love my best friend!
Mouena: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Me: Sea you later?
Mouena: Nothing, they just waved!
Me: Oh. Ha ha.
Mouena: Oh come on, don't be such a beach!
Me: I'm not, something just smells fishy...
Mouena: Shell we go check it out?
Me: I dunno, you seem kinda crabby.
Mouena: It's only cause someone turtled me bag!
Me: I'm sure it can be fished.
Mouena: When I see them, I will wish them good tides then slit their fucking throats!
Me: Good! Hook em right in the eye!
Mouena: I will! I bait they won't even see it comin!
Me: Beat the ship out of em!
